Leik WTF IS tAT NOISE?! *BOOM HEADSHOT*

Rofl, denny just amused me thoroughly. Here's why.

me: hey mister tell me the time
mister: sure, why its---
me: EHEHEHEHEHEHE *runs off*

why the fuck would I sell 25.6Ghz if I had it?!
jesus, he asks me if I would sell him a 25,600 mhz processor
that's the stupidest thing to ever come up since the bible.

That ps3 is almost as fast as I have sex with goats in the middle east, located somewhere in the forests of the chinese brazil

and now a random fact about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face

and now a random fact about Vin Diesel..

Vin Diesel's ejaculation can kill a man at 100 yards with pinpoint accuracy.

Maths, wtf is wrong with it.. i'm so dropping it in year 12... it asks like "what do you do in this line graph"
and i'm like "ROFL WTF?! What the fuck is a line HAHAH, sounds so dumb!"

Myles says:
i hate waiting 2 hours+ for a battleground
Myles says:
supid queue

|)enny says:
can't you like
|)enny says:
kill the people in front?
|)enny says:
yeah
|)enny says:
I'd do that
|)enny says:
come in with a giant night elf sexual minigun
|)enny says:
and fire wood chips at people

Defying the greatest physicists of the time, Chuck Norris proved that the Earth is not the center of the Universe, but that in fact he is. To avoid suspicion, Chuck Norris now resides in the center of the Sun.

THIS IS THE BEST ----> Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives".

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Vin Diesel kills Dumbledore in Harry Potter 6 because Vin was bored.
Weeping Willows are a result of Vin Diesel yelling at trees for not being tough enough.